Dienstag, Januar 18, 2005
Fortune dagsins
An Israeli soldier was checking travelers' papers on a road, when a man and a heavily pregnant woman on a donkey came by.
"Your names please?" said the the soldier.
"My name is Mary," said the woman.
"And mine is Joseph," said the man.
"Oh," said the soldier, a little taken aback, "And where are you going?"
"To Bethlehem."
"Your reason for going there?"
"To pay our taxes to the government."
"Tell me," said the soldier, "are you going to name the baby Jesus?"
"Of course not," said the woman, "What do you think we are, Puerto Ricans?"
Helstu tíðindi
Jared er búinn að bjóða í nýtt kaffi "Stærsta og mesta laugardsagsmogunkaffi allra tíma"
Ég hlakka þegar til enda prýðisfólk sem hann umgengst.
An Israeli soldier was checking travelers' papers on a road, when a man and a heavily pregnant woman on a donkey came by.
"Your names please?" said the the soldier.
"My name is Mary," said the woman.
"And mine is Joseph," said the man.
"Oh," said the soldier, a little taken aback, "And where are you going?"
"To Bethlehem."
"Your reason for going there?"
"To pay our taxes to the government."
"Tell me," said the soldier, "are you going to name the baby Jesus?"
"Of course not," said the woman, "What do you think we are, Puerto Ricans?"
Helstu tíðindi
Jared er búinn að bjóða í nýtt kaffi "Stærsta og mesta laugardsagsmogunkaffi allra tíma"
Ég hlakka þegar til enda prýðisfólk sem hann umgengst.
